Average Sucks. / The merch collection

Wear the attitude.
Keep the discipline.

Trading shirts, hoodies and desk gear with no filter. Explore your free higher-rank desk gear, then pick your next statement.

The ultimate desk / Your rank rewards

Command the desk.
Keep the attitude.

Three branded upgrades. One unmistakable Hedgeless look. Earn the mouse pad at 750 points, the trading terminal at 1,500, and the triple monitor at 3,000. Each free product comes alongside cash back and merch credit.

Hedgeless gear / Coming soon

Candlestick Desk Mat

$34.99 USD target price

Bull versus bear. Candlesticks across the desk. A large stitched mouse pad with our gold HT branding.

Gold HT branding with a smooth mouse surface and a candlestick trading design.

Free at Closing Bell Royalty · 750 points · both clubs.

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Hedgeless gear / Coming soon

Market Command Trading Terminal

Free rank reward Retail price announced at launch

A larger 24-button trading terminal with dedicated Zoom In/Out and Select +/− wheels. Full-size keys label entries, exits, risk controls and chart navigation.

A dedicated trading terminal with clearly labeled entry, exit, risk and chart controls. Product image illustrates the Hedgeless branding and button layout.

Free at Syndicate Veteran · 1,500 points · both clubs.

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Hedgeless gear / Coming soon

Triple-Screen Trading Desk · 16-inch

Free rank reward Retail price announced at launch

Three separate 16-inch displays on a freestanding desktop stand above your laptop. The monitor stand is independent of the laptop.

Three external 16-inch displays on their own stand. The setup sits above your laptop without attaching to its lid. Laptop not included. Product image illustrates the Hedgeless branding.

Free at Market Maker · 3,000 points · both clubs.

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The complete command setup / Planned bundle

Mat. Trading terminal. Three-screen stand.

Build your complete desk through the rank ladder: free mouse pad, free trading terminal and free triple monitor. Laptop not included. Shirt bulk discounts apply to shirts only.

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Higher ranks include these full products for free, alongside cash back and merch credit. Product images illustrate Hedgeless branding. Gear retail checkout is not open yet.

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The first drop / Coming soon

My Stop Loss Cuts My Losses.
You Keep Dating Yours.

From $37.99 USD

For the trader whose boundaries are better on the chart. The relationship-themed shirt leads our first release.

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Cotton from $37.99 · Tri-blend and performance from $47.99 USD. 2XL adds $3. Shipping and taxes extra. Orders open soon.

Mockup preview

Inspect the artwork before the drop. Cotton, tri-blend or performance. Front art and an illustrated back slogan. Five planned sizes. Made to order after purchase when the shop opens. Mockups show the design; final garment and print placement may vary by fabric. Performance is limited to US mainland delivery.

Next on the ticker / Upcoming hype releases

Unemployed.
Overpaid. Unbothered.

Three new designs are joining the queue: Unemployed. Overpaid. Unbothered., featuring BUY and SELL terminal buttons, My Daily Stop Loss Is Your Weekly Salary, and My Superpower Is Turning Profits Into Losses. Get notified when they drop.

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On the horizon

Your chart has company.
So does your mouth.

16 upcoming designs
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Hedgeless / New shirt design

Average Sucks

From $37.99 USD / S–2XL

Command the desk.Keep the attitude.

Candlestick Desk Mat

Market Command Trading Terminal

Triple-Screen Trading Desk · 16-inch

Mat. Trading terminal. Three-screen stand.

My Stop Loss Cuts My Losses.You Keep Dating Yours.

Unemployed.Overpaid. Unbothered.

Your chart has company.So does your mouth.

Average Sucks

Unemployed. Overpaid. Unbothered.

My Daily Stop Loss Is Your Weekly Salary

My Superpower Is Turning Profits Into Losses

Managed Risk. Unmanaged Mouth.

My Stop Loss Has Better Boundaries Than My Ex

My Ego Needs a Stop Loss

Captain of Unrealized Gains. Admiral of Realized Losses.

Champagne Taste. Pending Withdrawal.

My Yacht Is Currently a Spreadsheet

Lambo Taste. Corolla Budget.

My Chart Has More Red Flags Than My Ex

Candlesticks Before Candlelit Dinners

Not Emotionally Available. Market Opens Soon.

My Exit Strategy Is Better Than My Dating Strategy

I'm the Liquidity Your Mother Warned You About

Choose your attitude.

Made after you order.

Delivered to your door.

One shirt talks.A wardrobe talks shit.

Pair of Bad Decisions

Wardrobe of Bad Decisions

Full Blown Degenerate

Your bundle preview

The drop is coming.The community comes first.

Every saying.Now in a hoodie.

My Stop Loss Cuts My Losses. You Keep Dating Yours.

Unemployed. Overpaid. Unbothered.

My Daily Stop Loss Is Your Weekly Salary

My Superpower Is Turning Profits Into Losses

Managed Risk. Unmanaged Mouth.

My Stop Loss Has Better Boundaries Than My Ex

My Ego Needs a Stop Loss

Captain of Unrealized Gains. Admiral of Realized Losses.

Champagne Taste. Pending Withdrawal.

My Yacht Is Currently a Spreadsheet

Lambo Taste. Corolla Budget.

My Chart Has More Red Flags Than My Ex

Candlesticks Before Candlelit Dinners

Not Emotionally Available. Market Opens Soon.

My Exit Strategy Is Better Than My Dating Strategy

I'm the Liquidity Your Mother Warned You About

Average Sucks

Command the desk.
Keep the attitude.

My Stop Loss Cuts My Losses.
You Keep Dating Yours.

Unemployed.
Overpaid. Unbothered.

Your chart has company.
So does your mouth.

One shirt talks.
A wardrobe talks shit.

The drop is coming.
The community comes first.

Every saying.
Now in a hoodie.